If I could exclusively consume...

I would.

Me, sweet tooth mayor of the world... onto flavourless, if not salty and/or spicy carbs and stuck on them for who knows how long. 

I haven't baked in a week. 

I have sticks of butter just sitting in my fridge. 

A whole carton of eggs left for eating as normal breakfast meals (imagine!).

Must be pregnant. Come trimester 2, Come.